Oh God. Sorry I haven’t been showing you all my texts from Mitt here, but they’ve been coming all month. Here’s a collection of eight new conversations: Texts From Mitt Romney 2: Election day edition | Slacktory
It’s so hard to find good help.
Then he said Captain Crunch should get a demotion for his tacky hat.
I heard if you vote Apple, they’ll make maps work again.
He also thinks James Spader was charming in Pretty in Pink.
Then he called me the weakest link.
Anonymous asked: Hey mitt who let the dogs out?
I just asked him. He’s… he’s trying hard. I’ll show you in a sec.
How does he even maintain such a vast human trafficking operation
Anonymous asked: How much money is in your pocket?
