Oh God. Sorry I haven’t been showing you all my texts from Mitt here, but they’ve been coming all month. Here’s a collection of eight new conversations: Texts From Mitt Romney 2: Election day edition | Slacktory
It’s so hard to find good help.
Anonymous asked: Hey mitt who let the dogs out?
I just asked him. He’s… he’s trying hard. I’ll show you in a sec.
Anonymous asked: How much money is in your pocket?